My Monkey’s Name is Kennifer

Ken Knudtsen!
Ever notice how the weirdest people
on the inside usually look totally normal on the outside? That’s Ken Knudtsen for you. If you ever approach his table at a convention: BEWARE. He will throw a football at your head and offer you a shot or three of vodka.I'm serious.
Ken’s also the creator of My Monkey’s Name is Jennifer, which, if you haven’t read it, is one of the greatest independent comics ever to have dribbled off of a pen.
I've been a dedicated fan of Ken's since meeting him at a convention several geological epochs ago. And I’m thrilled to the marrow, because, after seven long years, a new Jennifer comic is finally coming out. Ken was kind enough to answer a few questions for me about life, comics, and growing up a Jehovah’s Witness.
RVID: Ken, where did you get the idea for My Monkey’s Name is Jennifer?
KEN: Well, a little bit of background is needed, because I might ramble a bit. As students from the School of Visual Arts, my friends and I thought we’d all get great jobs at Marvel or DC when we graduated. Then Marvel went bankrupt, and DC was right behind them. Nobody was getting any work. So, after many failed attempts at this, Jerry Ma and I decided to self-publish our own books. The only problem (well, the first of many)? I had no idea what I wanted to do! As I was sitting on my couch, exhausted from thinking up many failed ideas, inspiration hit in the form of the Simpsons. Specifically, the episode when Homer gets a “helper monkey”.
Hurray, I will do something with a monkey. But what could be better than a story with a monkey? How about a story with an angry monkey! The story began to build from there as I tried to come up with as many ways as possible to make a monkey miserable.
RVID: It’s been a long time – too long! – since you graced us with new Jennifer. What can we expect in the new edition, more of the same sweetness, or is it going to be even weirder more over-the-top?
KEN: A little bit of both, actually. Without giving too much of the story away, the evil Dr. Tunick returns to gain his revenge on Jennifer and Kaitlyn. This sets into motion their adventures to the jungle, tropical islands, and more. I had a lot of fun doing these guys again after taking some time away.
RVID: What's the biggest challenge you face as an independent creator?
KEN: MOTIVATION! Man, it is tough to try to do this each and every day. As someone who works full-time at my “day” job, I am effectively working two full-time jobs. That also means my output of final product is less than I’d like, but it’s something I’m always striving to get better at. But then, I guess that YOU, Arvid, might be able to empathize just a bit with me on this.
Oh my sweet, sweet Jesus. Four words, Ken: thank God for caffeine.
RVID: You were raised Jehovah’s Witness, if I'm not mistaken. How did that impact you as an artist?
Wow, this is easily the only question in an interview that I've had to actually stop and think about. As a JW, a lot of what people take for granted without a second thought (origins of holidays, blood transfusions) were things I was forced to deal with as a young child. It should not be understated how profound, almost scarring, this information can be, and what effect it might have on each individual’s development.
More than anything, I have found myself not taking any thoughts or theories as instant truths on their own. This goes for JW and religions especially. I left “the truth”, as the JWs call it, at 13, pretty much disenfranchised with all of religion. It certainly affected how I see and think about everything, which I guess has affected how I try to go about my art process. It also, not to sound too depressing, helped with dealing with the isolation involved with make art. It can be a very lonely experience at times (both good and bad), but hey, nothing gets you ready like having to spend every school birthday or holiday celebration in the library!
RVID: Any chance we'll see Ken Knudtsen’s Illustrated Leviticus as your next project? No? Fine. What *are* you gonna do next?
KEN: Only if you’re willing to script that out for me, Arvid! I’ve actually got a couple of things lined up for my next project. Kids, take note, because when you do this type of creative work, you always want to have a couple of things ready to go at a moments notice. Chris Kirby (LOST SQUAD) is writing a noir western for me, Jim Ma (BURN) and I are working on a roman gladiator/fall of Rome story, and of course, the next MY MONKEY'S NAME IS JENNIFER. What would their family vacation be like...hmmm...
Ahthum! Glad we’re going to see more Jennifer. Jim told me a little bit about the twilight of Rome story. That period of time interests me, too. I can’t wait to read it.
ARVID: Thanks, Ken!
KEN: Just wanted to take a second to thank you, Arvid. To all you readers out there, I’ve known Arvid since “the beginning”. The beginning of Jennifer, and of Rex Mundi. I was waiting on line for a portfolio review, which was obnoxiously formed as a human blockade in front of several booths, Arvid’s being one of them. So, as I waited, I chatted with Arvid and Eric about their cool looking ashcan(?) they had out. The line was very long and slow moving, so we got to talk and look at each other's books. I bought the 0 issues, and we’ve kept in touch since. And now I’m off to buy a copy of my new favorite comic, Red Sonja. The art clearly saves the story in this, but nobody’s perfect.
Damn you, monkey! Growing up with you in comics has been a great experience, Ken. Thanks for offering me all the shots of vodka. Sorry I'm such a lame-a$$.
OMG, Corey Haim is dead?
http://artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/03/10/corey-haim-actor-has-died/?hp
Much love, Corey. Thanks for making so many awesome movies, and sorry your adult life was so rough – you deserved better.
The Magic Mouse sucks.
I freely admit I’ve never even tried the new Apple “Magic Mouse”, but I promise you – it totally sucks. Consider this syllogism: All Apple-designed mice suck. The Magic Mouse is an Apple mouse. Therefore, the Magic Mouse sucks.
I firmly believe one of the main reasons PCs overtook Macs in the 80s/90s is because Apple mice have always sucked. It’s not because of open hardware architecture, it’s not because of better software, and it’s not because Microsoft and Intel are evil corporate megaliths. I mean, yes, okay, it's because of those things. But it’s also because PC mice had two buttons, while Mac mice had – and still have – only have one (or none).
For anyone with a level of computer literacy surpassing that of a Neanderthal, a mouse isn’t really a device for pointing and clicking. It’s a palm-sized keyboard for your right hand. Would you want to use a keyboard with one button? Apparently, Apple thinks you do.
The absolute worst offender of all time was the infamous “hockey puck” mouse that came with the original iMacs. It was kind of a miracle: it induced carpal tunnel syndrome and post traumatic stress disorder, simultaneously! Who said OS 9 couldn't multitask?
I only despised the Mighty Mouse slightly less. It was such an insipid, mealy-mouthed attempt on the part of Apple to make a poly-button mouse without really making a poly-button mouse. I hated that stupid little nipple on top. I hated the phony right-click that always triggered a left-click.
The Magic Mouse seems like a very, very minor step forward. Sure, the multi-touch gestures are okay, I guess... but without any kind of audio, visual, or tactile response, it’s basically an iPhone without a screen.
The very first thing I do when I buy a new Mac is throw out the mouse. Right now I use a Logitech POS for all my pointing and clicking. It’s an hideous wart next to my beautiful Mac keyboard. The user interface sucks. But at least it’s got programmable buttons. I hold out absolutely no hope for Apple designing a mouse that actually does what a mouse ought to do.
Apple’s “less is more” philosophy is great most of the time. But if you approach every single problem from the same preconceived set of notions, you’re putting ideology ahead of real progress. Whether you’re George Bush or Jonathan Ive, ideology kills.
Do you live in Happyland?
A group of social scientists, in their infinite wisdom, came up with a "happiness ranking" for every state in the United States of America. Who knows how accurate this is, but you'll be surprised by the #1 and #51 spots (don't forget Washington, DC!).
#1 – Louisiana. #51 – New York.
WTF?
Actually, I kind of understand New York being dead last. The public transportation in New York City sucks, and it's about to get a lot worse. It's got some of the highest real estate prices on the planet. The public schooling sucks. Unless you've got a bottomless trust fund, NYC ain't all its cracked up to be.
And how can you rank entire states for happiness in the first place? I bet the local community you live in is a lot more important that what state you live in.
Louisiana?
The Ultimate Fighter Season 10 Finale. Ugh.
The (anti) climax of season 10 of the mixed martial arts reality show The Ultimate Fighter has come and gone.
Ugh.
There were some great fights last Saturday, but some real disappointments, too.
The biggest let-down was what didn’t happen: Quinton Jackson wriggled out of fighting Rashad Evans. Jackson was such a... douche on the show, it would have been great to see Rashad kick the snot out of him.
I hope Jackson will step up and fight Evans in the not-too-distant future.
I was sad to see Darrill Schoonover lose to James McSweeney. McSweeney came off like a lout and a bully on the show, and Schoonover was the primary recipient of Jackson’s oafish taunting. It would’ve been nice to see Schoonover pull off a win, especially since he’s in the Army and is probably heading off to active duty right now.
But I can’t see McSweeney lasting very long against someone like Brock Lesnar – God speed on his recovery – or FEDOR. So he’ll get his sometime soon.
And I was sad to see Marcus Jones lose to Matt Mitrione, another one of the villains on the reality show. Jones is a true gentleman. The kind of guy you'd want next to you in a foxhole. I hope he comes back bigger, badder and better.
The fight between Kimbo Slice and Houston Alexander was The Great Fight That Wasn’t. Kimbo’s definitely improving, but again: could he really face someone like Lesnar or Emelianenko? I think he’s still got a long way to go.
It just goes to show: it takes more than pumping a lot of iron and winning a few backyard brawls to jump into professional mixed martial arts.
But the low-point of the evening was the fight between Jon Jones and Matt Hamill.








