Pitufos de Hitler
¡Juan came to visit!
¡Juan came to visit!
Juan is, of course, the artist who drew more issues of Rex Mundi than any other – the one who finished out the series. He's also one of the weirdest chaps you'll ever meet, aside from me. He came with his lovely wife Laura, an architect. We had lots of fun visiting the Yankee Candle Flagship Store in historic South Deerfield, Massachusetts –

Handsome devils!
– and learning about our respective cultures. "Pouloupoulou" is Argentinian Spanish for "popcorn" – I didn't know that. Thanks, Juan! Also, "smurf" is "pitufo". The one little dark spot of Juan's visit occurred in Yankee Candle, where we uncovered a Hitler Smurf. Yes. And I have documentary evidence:

Pitufo de Hitler
It was really weird.
Leopold II: The Devil You Don’t Know
Not all holocausts are created equal. I learned this in the course of writing my adaptation of "Tarzan of the Apes" for Dynamite Comics. The first issue of Lord of the Jungle is coming out in December – more on that another time.
The original novel is a wonderful adventure story, exactly what you'd expect of Edgar Rice Burroughs. And, as you'd expect, it's also virulently racist, to the point of hilarity. Throughout the novel, Tarzan preys on a tribe of Congolese cannibals. I, for one, can't find any references online to Bantu tribes who actually practice cannibalism. Maybe the inaccuracy is "creative license", but I don't think so. Reserve your own judgement, Dear Reader, until you've read the original.
For all of this, there are fleeting moments of compassion for the tribe. One passage describes how they are on the run from "...that arch hypocrite, Leopold II of Belgium, because of whose atrocities they had fled the Congo Free State."
I had no idea who "the arch hypocrite Leopold II of Belgium" might be, and the "Congo Free State" rang exactly zero bells. Ever the diligent researcher, I decided to look the two up on Wikipedia. Was I ever in for a treat.
It turns out Leopold II presided over one of the first genocides in modern history. The term "Congo Free State" could not be more Orwellian. Leopold ran a country larger than Spain, France, Germany, Sweden, and Norway combined as his personal rubber plantation for twelve years. There's no way to know how many people died. It was probably somewhere between five and ten million people, out of a total population of 30 million. So a pretty Biblical.
Leo's thugs, the "Force Publique", collected the right hands of the people they killed – to prove they weren't wasting ammo, that they were punishing slaves who didn't meet production quotas. Harvesting human hands became an end in itself; hands became a kind of derivative commodity of the rubber trade. Mass rape was a recreational pastime for the Force Publique. In fact, the Congo Free State was the inspiration for the novel Heart of Darkness. In some ways, Heart of Darkness is actually a sanitized version of what really happened.
For whatever reason, some holocausts go not just underreported but unreported. It was one of the things that made me want to write Zero Killer. I mean, I didn't learn about the Congo Free State in school. I didn't learn about the Armenian genocide, either. We brushed over the genocide of the American Indians very lightly in my "Advanced Placement" United States History class.
And what about today? What about Sudan, or the Democratic Republic of Congo, the current name of Leo's killing fields? The truth is, the slaughter never stopped. The DRC is the most brutalized, war-torn and miserable place on the face of the Earth, and has been for the entirety of its existence, all thanks to the horrors of Leo II. The current round of fighting, which began in 1998, is officially the world's deadliest conflict since World War II.
Thanks, Leo.
Whole Lotta Mars
Two new Barsoom – "Mars" to us Earthlings – comics by moi are roaming free in comic book stores. The final issue of the Princess of Mars adaptation, Warlord of Mars #9, hit stands last week. I'm very flattered by all the kind reviews (not that I obsessively read reviews of my comics or anything). Fitting the Princess arc into nine issues was a real challenge, and a big up-front commitment from Dynamite. But we did it. Therefore I – and Dynamite Comics – RULE.
Next up is a three issue bridge, an original story by moi, "Heretic of Mars". Then we're on to the second novel, my personal favorite, Gods of Mars. Keep your radium pistol handy, it's gonna be a bumpy ride!
The first issue of the second Dejah Thoris story arc, Pirate Queen of Mars, is also out in the wild. Check out Joe Jusko's fantastic cover for this one! I loved reading the reviews, because people really have no idea what's in store for Dejah. Heh heh heh...
On an unrelated note, I saw Contagion last weekend. I was sort of underwhemled. All the actors did a great job, especially Matt Damon, Kate Winslet and Laurence Fishburne... but I didn't care about any of them. The writing felt perfunctory and sterile. The movie is also very worshipful of doctors and technocrats and "experts", the very same people who failed us with Katrina, AIDS, and Fukushima. I hope the high and mighty doctors at the World Health Organization and the Centers for Disease Control could handle an outbreak of virulent and deadly disease in reality as well as they did in this movie, but I'm a wee bit skeptical.
Raging Doom
The first issue (of three) of the comic tie-in for Rage, id Software's big new title, hit stores last Wednesday. Guess who wrote it! Can you guess? Saw one positive review, two very negative; thankfully, the Google gods have consigned the bad ones to low rankings. Take that!
Andrea Mutti, the artist, makes the comic worthwhile all by himself, and Dark Horse chipped in for some great cover artists, including Stephan Martiniere, the creative director for Rage. Mon Dieu!
And there's a hilarious (to me) YouTube video out there of "Mahalo Video Games Today" featuring Rage, in which the VJ brutally mispronounces both my name and the name of Rex Mundi. So that's great.
However good or bad our Rage comic may be, it's safe to say it will never attain the glory of the semi-mythical Doom Comic.






